LOST Points :[

Choose an Episode... Season 3: 3.01, "A Tale of Two Cities" 3.02, "The Glass Ballerina" 3.07, "Not in Portland" 3.08, "Flashes Before Your Eyes" 3.09, "Stranger in a Strange Land" 3.10, "Tricia Tanaka Is Dead" 3.11, "Enter 77" 3.12, "Par Avion" 3.13, "The Man from Tallahassee" 3.14, "Exposé" 3.15, "Left Behind" 3.16, "One of Us" 3.17, "Catch-22" 3.18, "D.O.C." 3.19, "The Brig" 3.20, "The Man Behind The Curtain" 3.21, "Greatest Hits" 3.22, "Through The Looking Glass" Season 4: 4.01, "The Beginning of the End" 4.02, "Confirmed Dead" 4.03, "The Economist" 4.04, "Eggtown" 4.05, "The Constant" 4.06, "The Other Woman" 4.07, "Ji Yeon" 4.08, "Meet Kevin Johnson" 4.09, "The Shape of Things to Come" 4.10, "Something Nice Back Home" 4.11, "Cabin Fever" 4.12, "There's No Place Like Home: Part 1" 4.13/4.14, "There's No Place Like Home: Parts 2/3" Season 5: 5.01/5.02, "Because You Left"/"The Lie" 5.03, "Jughead" 5.04, "The Little Prince" 5.05, "This Place Is Death" 5.06, "316" 5.07, "The Life And Death of Jeremy Bentham" 5.08, "LaFleur" 5.09, "Namaste" 5.10, "He's Our You" 5.11, "Whatever Happened, Happened" 5.12, "Dead is Dead" 5.13, "Some Like It Hoth" 5.14, "The Variable" 5.15, "Follow the Leader" 5.16, "The Incident"

• Lost Points for Episode 5.16, "The Incident"

  +1 Loom point for Loom
  +4 Hey look at their shirts points for Black Shirt Guy Is Totally The Smoke Monster
  +2 Hey it's the Black Rock, hi Black Rock points for Totally The Black Rock
  -1 I'ma kill you lol points for Jacob
  -20 NKOTB fan points for Jim Henson's Kate Babies
  -10 Thief points for Kate
  +2 Oh snap points for Jacob
  +2 Awww points for Jim Henson's Sad Sawyer Babies
  +2 Oh snap there he is again points for Jacob
  -2 Bet you five dollars Sawyer says "what's done is done" some time later in the episode points for Calling It
  +2 Just chillin' on this park bench, nothing iconic is gonna happen this time points for Jacob
  +1 Called it points for Lockebomb
  -4 Don't embarrass me in front of my team DAD points for Jack
  +2 Candy savior points for Jacob
  -1 Wife points for Sayid
  -2 Oh snap screw you dude points for Jacob
  -2 Couldn't memorize 1 line of vows points for Jin
  +2 Who the heck was that guy? points for Jacob
  -3 Murderer points for Hurley
  +1 Guitar point for Hurley
  -2 Seriously stop pawing at all these people it's getting creepy points for Jacob
  +2 I'm a real character now points for Ajira Girl Whatever Her Name Is
  +2 Also in this flashback points or Jacob
  -2 Hastily added divorce backstory points for Juliet
  +0 Hey wait where's Jacob at points for Jacob
  -15 Awkwardly saying the names of children and bandaged people so the audience with our poor tiny brains don't have to figure anything out points for Awkward
  +2 Terrific points for Frank
  -3 Mopey points for Ben
  +3 Well when you put it that way, who WOULDN'T want to kill Jacob? points for Locke
  +2 Charlie nooooo points for The Ring
  +1 Called it point for Locke In The Box
  +1 Called it point for Locke Is Jacob's Buddy
  +5 Needs some ice for that stinging Jacob burn all over his face points for Ben
  +1 Loophole point for Jacob's Buddy
  +4 Reveeeeenge points for Ben
  +1 See told you lol points for Jacob'd buddy
  +3 What they who's they is it Desmond is it Jack and Kate and their retard babies what points for They're Coming
  +2 Saving unborn Dan from radiation so he can live to grow up and get sent back here to get killed by his mom who you just knocked out points for Richard
  +2 Oh hey we're back here again points for Dharmaville
  +1 Reveeeenge point for Roger
  -4 Death wish points for Sayid
  +5 RESCUE VAN points for Hurley
  -2 Please do not shoot at the rescue van points for Sayid
  +2 Fuck everybody I want to buy Microsoft and make little baby Sawliets points for Sawyer
  -4 No let's go try to stop Jack and break up for no reason and get ourselves killed points for Juliet
  -10 All your fault points for Kate
  +2 Oh hi Vincent what up dog points for Vincent
  +10 Son of a bitch points for Shaggy Bernard
  -2 Hey what do you mean you people points for Rose
  +10 Retirement hut points for Shaggy Bernard and Rose
  +3 To hell with Jack points for Rose
  +1 Called it point for What's Done Is Done Speech
  -6 No I have to do this crazy plan because Kate is my densityyyy points for Jack
  -20 That's stupid, you're stupid, and Kate is especially stupid points for Jack
  +3 Showdown points for Sawyer and Jack
  -2 Fertility points for Jack
  -5 Make up your damn mind already, woman points for Juliet
  -6 I AM A RAGING ASSHOLE DO WHAT I SAY, SCIENTIST points for Radzinsky
  +7 Oh hey look Miles is vaguely aware of the thing that was obvious to all of us from beyond the 18th century who have ever thought about time travel for 10 seconds points for Miles
  -3 Although that probably means that's not what's gonna happen so there's that points for Yay?
  -4 Muted trumpet fall points for The Plan
  +4 Oh shiiiiit points for Incident Time
  -1 Arm point for Dr. Chang
  -2 Impaled points for Phil
  -2 Chained points for Juliet
  -2 Booo points for Juliet's New Show Coming This Fall
  +3 Come on bomb! You can't be dead! Don't give up! points for Dr. Juliet
  +10 Kersplode points for The Bomb
  +20 Cliffhanger points for Argh
  +2 Fancy backwards nuke-Lost points for Whitescreen
  
  Choose Your Phraseology Carefully, Lostpedia Award Of The Week:
  "We then see that Jacob is eating adjacent to the fully erect four-toed statue."
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.15, "Follow the Leader"

  -25 Making that "I'm so frustrated with all this stuff that is probably my fault anyway" face the whole episode points for Kate
  -4 Making us watch it again points for Filicide
  -10 Adopting a clearly deranged plan points for Jack
  -10 Ruining the deranged plan points for Kate
  -20 Selfish bitch points for Kate
  -15 Saved Kate points for Sayid
  +2 Kill us all or make it so we never met, either way fuck you people points for Sayid
  +3 Maybe he's just mad you put a bomb in his house points for Smokey
  +5 Quiz points for Dr. Chang
  +3 No such thing points for The Korean War
  -4 Quiz points for Hurley
  -2 Daddy issues points for Miles
  -10 Douche points for Radzinsky
  -15 Douche points for Phil
  +5 Microsoft points for Sawer
  +1 Nemo point for Nemo
  +10 Awww points for Sawyer and Juliet
  -50 AWWWWW BOOOO points for Kate
  -10 Failed to stop the deranged plan that she was still a bitch for trying to stop points for Kate
  +2 Awesome points for the Look On Juliet's Face When Kate Sits Down
  -4 CG points for The Sub
  -3 Where's Jin hey where's Jin do you know where Jin is let's go find Jin can Jacob find Jin Jin Jin Jin Jin Jin points for Sun
  +3 You're gonna die, everybody points for Richard
  +4 Good at knowing what time it is points for John
  +3 Fuckin' with Ben's head points for John
  +5 I'ma kill that guy points for John
  +6 Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? points for Ben
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.14, "The Variable"

  -4 Lame tie-in interferance points for Star Trek Add
  +2 Pianist points for Dan
  -4 Dream-crusher points for Mom
  +6 Team flowy locks points for College Dan
  +10 Alive points for Des
  -10 Shot to death points for Dinner
  +1 Twitchy point for Dan
  +1 H.G. Wells point for Dan
  +1 Literate point for Sawyer
  +5 I'm Darth Vader and I'm here to melt your brains and get you to avert the incident points for Dan
  -5 Fuck science and causality let's go with "people are magic" points for Dan's Lost It
  +5 Best plan ever points for Nuke The Incident
  -20 Let's waste half an hour stealing guns so we can take them to the Others' camp that can't possibly go wrong points for Kate
  +4 Good thing I'm the janitor points for Jack
  -2 Creepy uncle scientist points for Dan
  -2 Chocolate before dinner points for Charlotte
  -30 OH LOOK, WE'RE ALREADY IN A DAMN GUNFIGHT points for Kate's Bad Idea
  -5 Shot by a physicist point for Radzinsky
  -40 And now Sawyer and Juliet are fucked, thanks a lot Kate points for Kate
  -6 Look you fucking idiot YOU ARE STILL YOU. YOU CAN DIE. TIME TRAVEL DOES NOT MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE. HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A TIME TRAVEL MOVIE? points for Jack
  +3 Hey Farady maybe you shouldn't do that points for Jack
  -20 Nah let him do it I want to see where he's going with this points for Kate
  +4 Hey what's up guys I was just having some coffee points for Richard
  -20 Stone cold bitch points for Past Elly
  -20 Stone cold bitch points for Future Elly
  -30 Nooooooooo points for Dan
  -50 Guess who's fault this is for KATE
  +1 Called it point for Papa Charles
  +4 Oh my god she knew his whole life, that is sad as hell points for Stone Cold Bitch Mom
  
  Ok Now You're Doing It On Purpose, Lostpedia Award:
  Cultural references Pound cake Sawyer sarcasticly invites Daniel for pound cake and punch. A traditional American pound cake containa one pound each of flour, butter, eggs, and sugar. The recipe is quite popular in Southern states of the USA and is usually a staple at picnics and potlucks.
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.13, "Some Like It Hoth"

  +10 Daddypalooza points for Daddy Issues
  -3 Quiet points for Jim Henson's Miles Baby
  +3 Creepy points for Milesy Joel Osment
  +2 Get goth Claire's number points for Goth Miles
  -2 Pants on fire points Miles
  +2 False closure points for Bald Guy
  +3 Hey it's rat face, hi rat face points for Rat Face
  +4 Audition points for Miles
  +1.6 Million dollars points for Miles
  +3 Get out of my dreams and into my van points for Big Face Guy
  +3.2 Hey it's the 3.2 million dollars, hi 3.2 million dollars points for 3.2 Million Dollars
  +2 Pants extinguished points for Miles
  -2 False closure points for Bald Guy
  -4 Additional guilt points for Bald Guy
  +.01 Called it points for Daddy Candle
  -2 Douche points for Daddy Candle
  +2 Awww points for Nice Daddy Candle
  +1 Jim point for Sawyer
  +4 Like a boss points for Head of Security Jim
  -2 Tape erasure points for Miles
  +2 Gun points for The Ditch
  +3 Circle of trust points for Miles
  +2 Circle of dummy points for Hurley
  +4 Superior dead people power points for Hurley
  -2 Gross points for Polar Bear Poop
  +3 Hey it's the hatch, hi hatch points for The Hatch
  +2 Daddy issues matchmaker points for Hurley
  +1 Called it points for Empire
  +10 Empire analogy points for Hurley
  -2 Ewok hate points for Hurley
  -3 Oh hey somebody noticed the kid is gone maybe we should have planned for this contingency points for The Save Ben Squad
  -15 Never going to change that shirt points for Kate
  -20 Butt the fuck out already, lady points for Kate
  +2 THEY TOOK MY BOY points for Roger
  +2 Smarter than the average Kate points for Drunken Idiot Roger
  +3 Much more fun when he's barely helping points for Douchey Ol' Janitor Jack
  +5 BLAM points for Phil
  -2 Not going to end well points for The Save Ben Squad
  -20 Blame points for Kate
  -20 You have got to be fucking kidding me I have to wait 2 weeks now? points for Holy Shit It's Dan Where've You Been, Dan
  -20 Fuck you points for Clip Shows
  +2 No viewer, you are the Jacob for And Then Viewer Was The Jacob
  
  Special "TMI, Lostpedia" Award:
  Some Like It Hot: The episode title is also a reference to this movie. In the movie, the two main characters are a comedic duo and witness a mob murder - The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. This is similar to Miles and Hurley's situation when they become aware of the death of Alvarez. In the movie, the two main characters disguise themselves to avoid retribution from the mob after witnessing the murder just as Miles and Hurley continue to conceal their true identities from the Dharma Initiative to protect themselves. Some Like It Hot is considered to be one of the greatest American comedy films of all time.
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.12, "Dead is Dead"

  +5 Original Team Flowy Locks points for Chuck
  +5 Baby hater points for Chuck
  +4 I do what I want! points for Richard
  -3 Emo Hitler Hair points for Ben
  +2 lol it's him again points for Jim Henson's Ethan Babies
  +5 More baby hater points for Chuck
  +3 Diss points for Exiled Chuck
  -5 Don't shoot me bro points for Des
  -3 Obeying parental authority points for Chahlie II
  +10 Ass whupping points for Ben
  +10 Ass-whupping points for Des
  +4 Yes thank you sweet Jesus and Lindelof points for Living Penny
  +20 Got more badass again after he died points for Locke
  +5 Elephant of death points for The Elephant
  +4 New guys to play with points for Ben
  -4 Starting to piss me off points for New Guy
  +4 Problem solved points for Ben
  +4 Apology points for Locke
  -3 Kinda just hangin' out, findin' pictures points for Sun
  +5 OH MY GOD LOCKE IS THE MONSTER points for Locke
  +5 Slowly turning into Clint Eastwood points for Lapidus
  -2 Sun abandonment points for Lapidus
  -3 Toilet monster points for Smokey
  +4 Indiana Ben and the Temple of Smoke points for Ben
  +3 Indiana Richard and the Temple of Eyeliner points for Ok Richard Wasn't Around But Still
  -2 Sun abandonment points for John and Ben
  +3 But in the Egyptian alphabet... Jacob begins with a Cat Head points for Ben
  +6 Fucking awesome points for Smokey
  +3 My name is.. Judge points for Smokey
  +10 Heart points for Ben
  +10 Ass whupping points for Ben
  +10 Ass-whupping points for Dead Alex
  -2 Statue who what points for Lapidus
  -7 Ah fuck points for Lapidus
  -42 Stealing shit from Lost points for Michael's New Show
  +2 Not in this one except in that picture points for Jack
  -10 Just because points for Kate
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.11, "Whatever Happened, Happened"

  -20 Secret keeping points for Kate
  +10 Wad of cash points for Sawyer's Baby Mama
  -5 Hero points for Hypothetical Dick Sawyer
  -3 Desire for milk once he found out it was from a store and not from Mom points for Aaron
  +5 Obey my random random whims, woman points for Aaron
  +2 Sinister points for Stockboy
  +3 Would rather go with some random lady who looks vaguely like his real mommy than Kate points for Aaron
  -10 Mommy points for Kate
  -10 Abloobloobloo I'm a big old baby abandoner points for Kate
  +1 Instant grandma point for Claire's Mom
  -2 Yeah... alive.... points for Claire
  +2 Johnny B Goode points for Hurley
  -2 Kinda retarded points for Hurley
  +5 Time nerd points for Miles
  -10 Failure to shoot Kate in the leg points for Miles
  +5 Sympathy points for Roger Workman
  -10 Dick points for Jack
  -3 Creation of Bad Ben points for Jack
  -5 I'm blaming him even though Sayid was technically kinda the one who shot him points for Jack
  +3 Kinda hot when she's blaming Jack points for Juliet
  +6 I came back because I was supposed to... make sandwiches points for Jack
  +4 Done trying to fix everything points for New Jack
  -4 Still not particularly helpful points for New Jack
  +5 Like a boss points for Sawyer
  -2 Throwing away his awesome life for stupid Kate and her dumb plan points for Sawyer
  -5 Blaming her even though it was technically kinda Juliet's plan points for Kate
  +6 Doing it for Juliet fuck yeah points for Sawyer
  -15 Fucking everything up in pretty much every time period points for Kate
  +5 Spooky points for Richard
  -3 So I guess Ben doesn't remember Sayid because Richard says so? points for Pretty Dumb
  +4 Name-drop points for Charles and Elly
  +5 Causality points for The Ben Story
  +10 Now who's the snappy episode ender, bitch points for Locke
  -2 Boo Kate points for Kate
  
  Dumbass Lostpedia Entry of the Week:
  Mostly Harmless: The episode title is an allusion to a Douglas Adams quote from his book in the Hitchhikers Guide Trilogy. "Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though."
  



• Lost Points for episode 5.10, "He's Our You"

  +2 Stone cold chicken killer points for Jim Henson's Sayid Baby
  +2 Snappy dresser points for Boss Ben
  -3 Totally fell for the whole undercover hot lady who almost sleeps with him just so she can kick his face trick points for Sayid
  +4 Not going to Guam points for Sayid
  +3 Dominican Republic of Hawaii points for "Santo Domingo"
  -8 Bacon neglect points for Juliet
  +5 Wafflemaster points for Hurley
  +10 Tortured badass with a heart of gold points for Sawyer
  -5 Control points for Sawyer
  -2 Fuck unanimousity don't raise your hand points for Sawyer
  -3 By "he's our you" I mean he's just some old dude with a truth serum points for Anticlimactic Torture Scene
  +3 Giggle points for Truthy Sayid
  -4 Dumber than Hurley points for Kate
  -7 Bus repair points for Kate
  -7 I'm not trying to say stay away from my man, but stay the fuck away from my man points for Kate
  -17 Probably a homewrecker points for Kate
  -6 Get a new shirt already points for Kate
  +3 Yer a wizard Harry points for Jim Henson's Ben Baby
  +5 Yer a killer Harry points for Sayid
  +10 Yer a corpse Harry points for Jim Henson's Dead Ben Baby
  +25 Holy fuck points for Holy Fuck He Shot Ben
  +5 But still, called it points for Holy Fuck He Shot Ben
  -8 Explosion points for The Space Time Continuum
  -3 Totally fell for the whole flaming bus outta nowhere while the nerdy kid frees the prisoner trick for Dharma Guys
  -3 Basically just some guy now points for Jack
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.09, "Namaste"

  +5 Dude your English IS awesome points for Jin
  +3 Putting his English to good ass-kicking use points for Jin
  +3 Commando points for Jin
  -20 Kate, you're a bitch just shut up and stop that obnoxious smiling points for Kate
  -10 Potential home wrecker points for Kate
  -1 Season one all over again points for new crashies
  +3 Back to our island, let's go to the mall points for Ben
  -5 Never tell your evil plan to a lady with a paddle points for Ben
  +1 Wait, how'd he get back to the sick hut where Locke finds him points for Ben
  +2 Nickname giving points for Sawyer
  +1 Big-ass hug from Hurley point for Sawyer
  +5 Taking charge points for Frank
  -3 False hope points for Frank
  +5 Cleans up with sexy results points for Frank
  -1 Uh, oh points for Jim Henson's Ethan Baby
  +1 He's Harry Potter point for Jim Henson's Ben Baby
  -10 Complete lack of plans points for Jack
  +1 Son of a bitch point for Sawyer
  +10 Like a Boss points for Sawyer
  +10 Reading is for smart peoples points for Sawyer
  +1000 Oh my god, Sawyer is the best and I love you (stay away from Kate) points (and secret message) for Sawyer
  +1 Totally called that Christian was gonna show Sun a picture point for me
  +5 The Shining points for "new recruits" in the photo
  -104 degree fever points for LD
  -10 Oh god ads noooo points for LD and me
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.08, "LaFleur"

  +1 Called it point for The Statue
  +3 Doofus points for Well Sawyer
  -1 When in doubt, It's Jin point for It's Sawyer
  +1 Son of a bitch point for Sawyer
  +2 Nickname giving point for Sawyer
  +2 As long as it takes points for Sawyer
  +5 Takin' charge points for Future Past Sawyer
  -1 Beard point for Future Past Sawyer
  +5 Sexy points for Future Past Sawyer
  +3 Waiting for bald man points for Sawyer
  +1 Beards as temporal markers point for Lost
  +5 Hippy points for the Dharma Van Fleet
  +3 No more flash points for Jin
  +5 Cute points for Jim Henson's Charlotte Baby
  +2 Gambit points for Jim LaFleur
  +1 Called it point for Richard
  -5 Realism points for Ladies Constantly Running Away from Sawyer
  +5 At least this one changed her mind points for Juliet
  +10 Playing house points for Sawyer and Juliet
  +8 Good for you Sawyer points for Moving On To A Marginally Less Annoying Woman
  -20 God damn it here she comes to ruin the day points for Kate
  -1 Needs hugs points for Hurley
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.07, "The Life And Death of Jeremy Bentham"

  +0 Who is this guy and do I care points for New Guy
  +0 Who is this lady and do I care points for New Lady
  +4 Landing points for Frank
  +1 Jesus point for Locke
  +3 Backdoor sluts points for Tunisia
  -5 Holy shit that's gross points for Locke's Legbones
  +5 Hey aren't you that guy from Fringe points for Abbaddon
  -4 Oh I guess Fringe is taking up a lot of his time points for Dead Abbaddon
  +2 Ok so he's the good guy points for Widmore
  -2 Which makes Ben the bad guy points for Ben
  -2 Oh wait looks like he's bad after all points for Widmore
  +2 Which makes Ben the good dude points for Ben
  -5 Oh... ok maybe not points for Ben
  +5 Charity points for Sayid
  +3 Hey look it's Walt points for Walt
  -3 Acting points for Tyson Chicken Anytizers Kid
  +2 Creepy stalker points for Ben
  +2 Seeing alive people for once points for Hurley
  +1/2 Beard points for Jack
  +5 Drunk as fuck points for Jack
  -2 Not very nice points for Drunken Uncle Jack
  +3 STOP FUCKING MY DEAD DAD JOHN points for Jack
  +7 Jackface points for Jack
  -25 Ultrabitch points for Kate
  -25 Seriously what a bitch points for Kate
  -1 Potential girlfriend point for Locke
  -6 Failure points for Locke
  +1 Promise keeping point for Locke
  +5 Called it points for Real/Prevented/Fake Suicide
  +10 Evil fucker points for Ben
  +5 Called it points for Ben
  -5 Lazy jerks points for Lostpedia
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.06, "316"

  -5 The new cage people points for The Oceanic Six
  +2 Oh hey that's where "doubting Thomas" comes from points for Learning
  -5 Baby-killer points for Kate
  -5 Get rid of things that make you sad points for Aaron
  +2 Gross angry baby-kiler sex points for Jack
  +6 Pendulum-dodger points for Des
  +5 Done with this shit points for Des
  -2 Unhygenic points for Simon's Butcher Shop
  +4 Seat hog points for Fatty
  +2 Shameless plug en espanol points for That Comics Guy
  +2 Oh god what did you do points for Bloody Ben
  +4 Who cares? points for Ben
  +3 Teaching points for Ben's Dead Mom
  +3 Persistence points for Dead Locke
  +3 Passive-aggressive points for Dead Locke
  +3 Yay points for Frank
  -5 Wasting the end of the episode repeating the beginning of the episode points for Lost
  -10 Wasting two opportunities to kill Kate points for Lost
  +6 When it doubt, it's Jin points for Omg It's Jin
  



• Lost Points for Episode 5.05, "This Place Is Death"

  -50 Shitty non-HD broadcast with a giant "hey no more analog TV soon ok" scrolling message taking up half the screen points for Bakersfield
  +5 Engrish points for Jin
  +3 Paternal instincts points for Jin
  -1 George Lucas Syndrome point for Montad
  +1 Attempted uxoricide point for Robert
  -1 Baby daddy point for Danielle
  +1 Sawyer hug point for Jin
  +3 Arrested Development-stle COME ON points for Sawyer
  +2 She also kinda LOOKS like a Klingon points for Charlotte
  -2 Chocolate before dinner points for Charlotte
  +5 Foreshadowing of future past-meddling points for Dan
  -1 Charlotte point for Dan
  -2 Jinxed it points for Juliet
  +2 Trust from Jin points for Locke
  +5 Bravery points for Locke
  +1 Leg issues point for Locke
  -2 Ability to follow very specific instructions containing crucial pronouns points for Locke
  -1 Help points from Christopher
  -2 That's a pull, not a push points for Locke
  -1 Who the fuck is your son stop giving me these vague instructions augh too late points for Cristopher
  +1 Are we there yet point for Sun
  -3 Always account for traffic in L.A. points for Ben
  -3 Sorry I killed your husband ages ago ok don't hate me now please points for Jack
  -4 Let's be friends and hate Ben together points for Jack
  +6 I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND points for Ben
  -5 Wah wah look at me I won't listen to anybody I'm taking MY BABY and running away points for Kate
  +5 Fuck this I'm out point for Sayid
  +2 Hypocrisy points for Lost Points
  -2 Yes we know it's Mrs. Hawking we're not retarded just show her points for Overly Dramatic Ending Music
  +3 Oh ok apparently we don't REALLY need everybody points for Mrs. Hawking
  



Lost Points for Episode 5.04, "The Little Prince"

+1 Living girlfriend point for Dan
-2 Nobody cares about your nosebleed, loser points for Miles
+1 Called it point for Kate Delivering "Her" Baby
+4 Totally being shot at by their own future selves points for The Canoe Crew
+2 Irony points for God
+9 Super ninja Batman points for Sayid
+4 Pure Evil points for Sun
-5 There has never ever ever been weather like that in Los Angeles points for Obviously Hawaii
-3 I've always been with you except for all those times when I was making bonings with Sawyer points for Kate
-4 Abloobloobloo points for Kate
-15 It's not your damn babby, woman points for Kate
-4 Led around like a gullible monkey points for Jack
-3 Semi-accidentally totally lied to Kate a bunch points for Jack
+1 Honesty point for Ben
+1 Called it point for Jin
-1Ok not really but my wife did point for Jin
+20 Yaaaaaaaay points for Jin
-2 Stuck with another group of jerks who don't speak any of his languages points for Jin
-4 Ok you can skip the dramatic music we all knew it was Danielle points for Danielle
+16 In this one a lot points for The Numbers



Lost Points for Episode 5.03, "Jughead"

+1 Son of a bitch point for Sawyer
+5 You told her?? points for Sawyer
-3 Sodding old man points for Locke
+5 Latin points for Juliet
+2 Awesomer name points for Ricardo Alpert
+2 Latin points for Locke
+4 Benjamin Button points for Ricardo
-2 Confused points for Ricardo
-1 Oh shit totally did not call it point for Jim Henson's Widmore Baby
+5 Takin' charge points for Dan
+25 Totally that old lady from Desmond's flashes points for Blondie
+10 Probably Dan's mom points for Blondie
+7 Kinda hot points for Blondie
+2 Possibly... his own dad? points for Dan
+4 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww points for Dan Loves Ginger
+5 Ok points for Ginger
+2 Also ok but who cares points for Chinese Guy
-6 Maybe not so ok points for Ginger
+1 Hume point for The Humes
+5 GOTCHA LOL points for Mysterious Magical Monster Island
+50 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww points for Charlie Hume
+5 Bravery points for Des
-2 Not a creepy possible lab-assistant-murdering Walter Bishop wannabe asshole points for Dan
+3 Oh shit what if he turns out to be a bad guy after all points for Dan
+4 I'MA DETECTIVE points for Des
+6 Barging into Chuck's office points for Des
-2 Endangering Charlie 2.0 points for Des
-3 Not in this one points for Kate



Lost Points for Episodes 5.01/5.02, "Because You Left"/"The Lie"

+1 Called it point for Mr. Candlenames
+3 Potential time-travel rage points for Mr. Candlenames
+1 Called it point for Dan
+1 Time-travelling miner point for Dan
-5 Rationally thinking things through before stuffing Aaron in the car and driving around aimlessly until they both starve to death points for Kate
+1 Called it point for Kate goes to see Sun
+5 Passive-agressive evil points for Sun
+5 Abloobloo points for Kate
+5 Bitch-slap points for Dan
+0 Gon' get one too points for Ginger
+5 Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaa points for Sawyer
+5 Tortured Shirtless Badass With A Heart Of Gold points for Sawyer
+1 Time-travelling brotha point for Dan
-1 Aw he found a shirt point for Sawyer
-1 Shirt point for Frogurt
-5 Able to win tiebreakers on Survivor points for Dentist Bernard
-3 Arrow'd!! points for Frogurt
-5 Arrow'd!! points for A Bunch Of Other Dudes
+10 Crazy ninja assassin points for Sayid
-2 Dishwasher'd!! points for That Guy
-5 Conscious points for Sayid
+5 Good Cop / Dead Cop points for Anna Lucia
+1 Called it point for Cheech (thank you opening credits)
-5 Wow this show sounds a little retarded when you summarize it in 20 seconds points for Hurley
+5 Trusting points for Cheech and Lady Cheech
+25 Hot pocket assault points for Hurley
-5 Trust points for Ben
+4(3) Murder points for Hurley
-5 Downward spiral points for Jack
+5 Cute points for Dan Loves Ginger
-5 Cute points for Ginger
+2 Uh-oh points for Nosebleeds/Headaches/Forgetfullness
-3 Hit in the leg yet again point for Locke
+5 Oh shit maybe that's why he had that vision about the plane points for Locke
+1 Compass burn point for Richard
+7 Knife'd!! point for That Guy Locke Knifed
+5 Cool points for Locke
+3 J-Squad points for James, Juliet, and John
+2 hi5 points for Desmond
-1 Dream point for Desmond
+1 MEMORY OMG point for Desmond
+1 Called it point for Old Flashback Ring Lady



Lost Points for Episodes 4.13/4.14, "There's No Place Like Home: Parts 2/3"

+5 Sympathy purely because nobody should have to listen to Kate's sanctimonious whining points for Jack
-5 Sanctimonous whining points for Kate
+5 Stone cold points for Sayid
+5 Bestest buddies points for Sayid and Hurley
-2 Checkmate points for Mr. Eko
+2 Hey look I'm a useful character because I have boobs points for Kate
-20 Yeah but you're still Kate points for Kate
+3 YOUR baybee?? points for Claire
+2 Possibly working with Widmore points for Sun
+5 Darkside points for Sun
+5 Well duh, it's obviously Ben in the coffin I mean come on his fake name even has "Ben" in it points for Ben
-5 Ok never mind then it's gotta be Locke points for Locke
+5 NO WAIT, I bet its fuckin' Christian and all the dead people are escaping the island somehow and doing stuff and then getting double killed and Christian is all mad at Jack for ditching him on the island and running away points for Christian
-5 Oh ok it was Locke after all points for Locke
-20 Nooooooooooo points for Locke
-5 Team player points for Keamy
-10 Super Ninja Batman Sayid Ass Kicked points for Keamy
-3 Super Femmy Wuss Mascera Back Shot points for Keamy
+10 Bestest buddies points for Sawyer and Hugo
-4 Learn2handcuffs points for Frank
-4 Please take your gunfight away from the helicopter next time points for The Helicopter
+5 Team player points for Sawyer
-180 Lbs points for the Helicopter
-5 Probably worth enough gas to fly to Switzerland points for Hurley
+5 Oh daaang a dolphin totally stole my shirt while I was swimming points for Sawyer
+3 Rummy points for Juliet
+15 Well I'll be damned, dude's not dead yet points for Sawyer
+6 Various ways to go boom points for The Freighter
+3 Back off man I'm (apparently) a scientist points for Mike
+5 Can go now points for Mike
-20 That means death by the way points for Mike
+3 Totally not dead points for Jin
-2 Pleeeease points for Lost Producers
-10 Shit damn this sucks points for Sun
+10 Jack just quit your yapping and listen for once points for Locke
-3 Couldn't find the flowers points for Locke
+15 "For the last time it was a god damned metaphor" face points for Ben
+1 Take your old bewildered bald guy to work day points for Ben
+6 Sit quietly and watch this video honey while daddy does some work points for Locke
+5 Warning: do not put tin foil in the magical bunny-time-travel microwave points for Dr. Fredrick Burnystick
+5 Forsight points for Keamy
-15 Miscalculation points for Tracheotomized Keamy
+10 viciously stabby points for Ben
+15 So? points for Ben
+1 Parka point for Ben
+3 lol it's cold after all points for Frozen Donkey Wheel
+10 Genuine sympathy points for Ben
+20 Giant flying didgeridoo machine points for The Orchid
-10 Nuh-uh he didn't move the island. A wizard did it. Maybe it collapsed on its own. What island? points for Jack
-1 Girlfriend point for Dan
+1 Gone native point for Charlotte
-3 Don't piss off the sassy black woman and her peanuts points for Miles
-5 DON'T YOU DARE points for Drowny Desmond
+4 Finally got something good done for the first time since he punched Charlie back to life points for Jack
+20 Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay points for Desmond
+3 Hey some of these shots are slightly sped up for no apparent reason points for My Sister
BONUS: THANK YOU FOR THIS VITAL INFORMATION LOSTPEDIA ENTRY OF THE DAY - "Cultural references: Kenny Rogers: Sawyer calls Frank "Kenny Rogers"."



Lost Points for Episode 4.12, "There's No Place Like Home: Part 1"

-5 Maybe Sayid is on the helicopter you guys that kinda sounded like him being sexy in the background I think we should keep following it points for Jack
-3 Let's see, who should I take with me that is trustworthy and not retarded, hmm, hmm, oh I know, KATE! points for Jack
-4 I'm not bleeding. This is ketchup. YOU'RE bleeding. Shut up! points for Jack
-3 Oh hey it's the baby, who should I give him to that is completely responsible oh I know, KATE! points for Jack
-4 Immediately dumping the baby off on somebody else points for Kate
-1 Dying alone point for Jack
+6 We gotta save my chubby buddy points for Sawyer
+16 Son of a bitch points for Jack
+2 Sayid points to counteract Kate
+4 I TOLD you to drop your guns points for Mascera
+3 Oh hi there Mike how've you been points for Sun and Jin
-4 Oh shit so much for the boat points for Giant Pile of Explosives
+2 Orchids are bad points for Dan
+2 Captain points for Dan
+1 Worried girlfriend point for Captain Dan
+2 Delicious ancient crackers points for Hurley
+3 Back in control points for Ben and his Mirror
-3 None of your business points for Locke
+2 Hey audience, remember this from the future? points for Ben's Baton
+5 Actual orchids points for The Orchid
-2 Mmm, pistol whip points for Ben
-1 Yet another shot to the face point for Ben
+2 Huuuuugs points for Sayid
-5 Yeah this is what happens when you kill all your family and friends points for Awkward Lonely Kate
-6 Crappy liar points for The Six
+1 Fat joke for Hurley
+5 Wife points for Sayid
+51% stock points for Sun
-4 Weapon points for Jesus Christ
+8 Partyyyy points for Hurley
+15 Happy family points for the 5/6
-16 Just doesn't get it points for Jack
+23 Camaro points for Hurley
-42 Nooooooo points for The Numbers
+4 Oh I thought she was dead points for Claire's Mom
-4 Guilt points for Jack
+2 Jeez Jack catch up, we've known about this forever points for Jack
-3 Lolirony points for Aaron's Grandma
BONUS: WHO GIVES A SHIT LOSTPEDIA ENTRY OF THE WEEK!- "The Lockheed HC-130 number 1717 was acquired by the USCG under an US Air Force (USAF) aircraft purchase contract addendum in 1986"



Lost Points for Episode 4.11, "Cabin Fever"

+3 Plane crashes are hilarious points for Buddy Holly
+4 DON'T TELL ME WHO I CAN'T DATE points for Lockemom
+3 Cutest invincible preemie points for Preemie John
+2 Biiiiiiiitch points for Grandlockemom
+8 Dun dun dunnnnnn points for Mascera
+2 Biiiiiiiitch points for Melissa
+1 That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. point for Jim Henson's John Babies
+2 Don't tell me what I can't pick points for Jim Henson's John Babies
+2 Biiiiiiiitch points for Fosterlockemom
+3 Nerd points for Teenlocke
+2 Fan point for Geronimo Jackson
-3 Inspirational points for Councilor Dude
+3 Back off man, I'm not a scientist points for Teenlocke
+5 Catch phrase points for Teenlocke
+3 Australian Department of Tourism points for Abaddon
+0 John Locke's only weakness: stairs! points for Abaddon
+1 Creepy dead people vision point for Locke
+3 Hey look it's that guy points for Horace
+1 Lumber point for Horace
-1 Lumber point for Horace
+1 Lumber point for Horace
-1 Lumber point for Horace
+1 Lumber point for Horace
-1 Lumber point for Horace
+3 used to have dreams points for Ben
+8 Hey look Hurley it's all those dudes Ben killed lol points for Locke
+2 Nuh-uh! points for Ben
+4 Pretty handy for a mathemetician points for Horace
+2 Ok bye Hurley it's cool you go hang out at the beach now points for Locke
-3 That's some nice manipulatin' there, boss points for Locke
+6 Not Ben points for Locke
+2 Cabin? .. Is that you? points for Hurley
+10 Fickle bitch points for Destiny
+0 Christian points for The Cabin
+1 Claire point for The Cabin
-5 Why do YOU think you're here points for Hack Psychiatrist Christian
+.5 Candy points for Sad Puppy Ben
+20 Somebody hook up the trailer hitch, we're moving this sucker points for The Island
-1 Leg point for Michael
-5 Click click click click click points for Keamy's Gun
+6 Helpy helperton points for Captain Sean Daniel Bean Craig
+1 BOAT! point for Sayid
-5 Broken up points for Team Flowy Locks
+1 Hero point for Frank
-1 Whoops sorry Doc but ok we already knew he was dead anyway points for The Doctor
+1 Hero point for Captain Sean Daniel Bean Craig
-1 Alive point for Captain Sean Daniel Bean Craig
+0 Man up and crash that thing into the ocean points for Frank
-3 Patient points for Jack
-4 Retard smile points for Kate
-5 The helicopter is trying to tell us something! What is it boy? Did Locke fall in the corpse pit again? We'd better follow it! points for Jack
+10 MAN WHAT point for Widmore Didn't Plant The Fake 815?
BONUS: INCREDIBLY RETARDED LOSTPEDIA ENTRY OF THE WEEK! - "Half-Life: Richard Alpert is first shown in a suit through a window, much like the G-Man from the Half-Life video game series"



Lost Points for Episode 4.10, "Something Nice Back Home"

+6 Butt points for Kate
+10 Shameless points for Lost
-2 Teeth points for Kate
+1 Razor point for Jack
-8 Snooze points for Jackate Episode
+5 Teehee Dan likes u do u like Dan []yes []no points for Dan and Red
+5 I NO U SPEEK DA KOREANS points for Jin
+5 I'M HELPING points for Dead Charlie
+10 Oh my shitting crap that is creepy as hell noooo for Frenchy and Karl
+10 Big Brother points for Sawyer
+20 Restraining order points for Miles
+3 I'M HELPING points for Frank
-2 Jesus shut the hell up for once in your short life points for Aaron
-6 Whoops where's Claire points for Sawyer
-4 Inappropriate time for sass points for Miles
+3 I'M HELPING points for Bernard
+2 Momma said knock you out points for Bernard
+2 More daddy issues points for Crying Aaron
-10 This episode was kinda boring and I'm too tired and drunk for this points for Points
+27 Shameless points for My Name Is Earl
BONUS: RETARDED LOSTPEDIA ENTRY OF THE WEEK! - "AMERICAN PSYCHO: Jack's receptionist is named Jean, the same name as Patrick Bateman's receptionist in the film and Bret Easton Ellis novel. Bateman was also subject to visions and hallucinations (as well as other more unsavory tendencies)"



Lost Points for Episode 4.09, "The Shape of Things to Come"

+5 All gonna die points for Hurley and Sawyer's Armies
+5 If Australia is the key to your Risk games, you're playing Risk with idiots points for Hurley
+6 Shotgun in the piano bench points for Ben
+1 Hi guys what's going on BLAM point for Jerome
-1 Jerome point for Lost
+1 Hey what happened to Jerome BLAM point for Some Girl
-1 Some Girl point for Lost
+1 Jeez, what's with all the death BLAM point for Doug
-1 Doug point for Lost
+3 Sad muted trumpet fall sound points for Sawyer
-2 Chahlie? points for Claire
+4 DINGDONG it's Miles lol points for Miles
-2 God damn it there's nobody at the door stop barking I can't hear anything points for Monty
+2 Badass bluff points for Ben
-50 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit points for Ben
-1 Alex point for Ben
+15 Hello monster I love you and those wonderful ratchety noises you make points for the Monster
+10 Me am hero points for Sawyer
+10 Don't touch my big chubby teddy bear points for Sawyer Loves Hurley Awwww
-4 Shamelessly gratuitous LOOK AT ME AUDIENCE I'M A LADY points for Kate
-2 Useless flirty crap points for Kate
-6 Physician heal thyself points for Jack
-1 Doctor point for the Boat
-2 Liar points for Dan
+8 GUESS WHAT I KNOW MORSE CODE, SUCK IT points for Bernard
-10 See you retard they were never here to save you guys I hope you have explosive diarrhea now points for Jack
+2 Teleporty points for Ben
+2 Language points for Ben
+5 Oh so you do speak English points for Ben
+7 Ok so he probably killed Nadia himself and set all this up but it's still pretty rad points for Ben
+12 Haha there's your message, loser points for Bakir
+1 Ally point for Ben
+5 Oh hey Charles what's up buddy points for Ben
+5 Whiskey points for Charles
-5 Nooooo points for Penny
+20 Oh god what the hell is the relationship between these two guys what is Ben why can't he kill him jesus christ this scene is a can of worms points for That Scene
+27 Amadeus points for 30 Rock
+20 New leader in the Daddy Issues contest points for Alex
BONUS: RETARDED LOSTPEDIA ENTRY OF THE WEEK! - "A CHRISTMAS CAROL: Ben appears in Widmore's bedroom, in the early hours of the morning just as the spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Future appear in Scrooge's bedroom. Widmore's bed is similar to the Victorian style bed that Scrooge sleeps in and Ben says...'Wake up Charles' possibly a reference to Charles Dickens, author of A Christmas Carol."



Lost Points for Episode 4.08, "Meet Kevin Johnson"

-5 Living conditions points for Post-Island Mike
+5 Not wanting to be living points for Mike
+5 Mama Cass points for Mike
+88 MPH points for Mike
-3 Dang I guess that shipping crate was full of fluffy pillows and Tylenol points for Mike
-1 Suisuccess point for Mike
+4 It's ok Mike you're gonna be alright, now would like some more blankets? points for MIke
-25 BLANKETS points for Oh Shit It's Libby
+2 You want me to call WAAAAAAAALT for you? points for The Real Nurse
-1 WAAAAAAAALT point for Mike
+1 WAAAAAAAALT point for Mike's Mom
-1 THAT IS MY RIGHT point for Post-Island Mike
-1 Fancy watch from his buddy Chewie point for Mike
-5 Effectiveness points for Gun Control
-1 Suisuccess point for Mike
+5 Hey look, it's Tom! points for Tom
-2 How about some CHAMPAGNE! points for Mike
-20 Oh that's right, you're a murderer and an asshole points for Mike
+5 Work to do points for Mike
-1 Suisuccess point for Mike
+1 Arturo point for Tom
+10 Swanky gay hotel livin' points for Tom
-5 Dang man they sure are pushing this guy as evil points for Charles Hitler Widmore
+X More potential murderer points where X = the number of people on the Kahana points for Mike
+2 Incredibly incisive intellect points for Miles
-2 Cold murderin' feet points for Mike
+1 Phone waste point for Mike
-2 It doesn't look nearly as cool as when Sayid does it points for Mike's Phone Waste
+5 Spooky Mama Cass points for Mike
+10 Oh hey it's Libby, hi Libby, I miss you! points for Spooky Undead Libby
+X Explosive murder points for Mike
-X PSYCHE! lol joker bomb points for Mike
-1 Suisuccess points for Mike
+3 The Shinnin' points for Mike
+2 Aw dang he was a nice guy and now he's dead points for Minkowski
+5 Phone call from WAAAAAAAALT points for Mike
-10 PSYCHE! lol it's me Ben points for Mike
+4 Oh dang Ben that is pretty cold points for Ben
+10 Come on Mike we're the good guys, we don't kill innocent people points for Ben
-25 PSYCHE! lol the Purge points for Ben
-10 Nobody asked you to kill Anal and Libby, asshole points for Mike
+4 Although really, thanks for getting rid of Anal points for Mike
+1 More dang lists point for Ben
+5 Too Much Mike points for Mike
+5 Layin' down the law and the punchings points for Captain Sean Daniel Bean Craig
+10 Shut the hell up and give me some answers for once points for Sayid
-3 Hello? Mike? You've been staring off into the distance for 40 minutes now points for Sayid
-8 Saboteur, spy, dick, murderer, kinda smelly, not the best dad, always leaves the toilet seat up, TRAITOR points for Mike
+10 FAMILY MEETING! points for John Locke and the Barracks Bunch
-8 Really not the best time and place to be feeling Alex up points for Karl
+5 Safe haven (as long as you aren't an 815 survivor or a crazy french lady or my daughter's boyfriend) points for The Temple
-20 Oh you are so fucking doomed points for Overly Cheerful Karl
-1 Karl point for Alex
-1 Mom point for Alex
-2 Oh sure, you're Ben's daughter when it's convenient for you points for Alex
Special conditional points:
IF ("Turning Mike In" = "Bad Idea")
-10 Doesn't do well with maritime decision-making points for Sayid
ELSE
+10 Yeah, screw that murderous asshole and his bug-eyed benefactor points for Sayid



Lost Points for Episode 4.07, "Ji Yeon"

-20 Look at me I'm a big dumb sarcastic unhelpful moron even when I try to distribute information points for Kate
-10 OH NO YOU DID NOT points for Juliet
-10 Do not fuck with Sun she will shoot you in the fucking gut points for Juliet
-2 Ok maybe just a slap in the face points for Juliet
-6 Triple Slow Blink points for Juliet
+3 Very Convincing points for Juliet
-5 Hey guys, who wants to do some fishing? Eh? Fishing? Jin? Oh sh- points for Bernard
+10 Advice points for Bernard
+10 I like Bernard points for Bernard
-2 Wait were we just fishing in the Charlie Death Boat? points for Charlie Death Boat
+5 Fisherman points for Jin
+6 English points for Jin
+4 Awww that's cute, he wants a girl points for Jin
+3 Teacher points for Sawyer
+5 I know the man... AND I KILLED HIM points for Jin
-5 ... I used to be. points for Jin
+5 Direct to the point points for Sun
+5 Slap a bitch points for Sun
+5 Take charge points for Sun
+5 Whipcrack points for Sun
-3 Angry Jin points for Sun
+10 Redemption points for Cheatin' Sun
+1 Panda point for Jin
-1 Panda-jacked point for Jin
-$1000000 points for Jin
+1 Panda point for Jin
+5 Clearly this is not going to end well, but I haven't figured out how yet points for Jin
+2 Man, Jin sure looks good in the future points for Jin
+1 Wait what year is the year of the Dragon, does that mean something? ah forget it points for Jin
-10 Awwww we've been in the past this whole time points for Jin
-100 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO points for Jin
+6 Lookin' sharp in a suit points for Hurley
+5 Nobody else is coming? Good. points for Hurley
+5 Fetus? Penis? Who? points for The Helicopter Pilot
+5 Sean Daniel Bean Craig points for Captain Captain
+5 Dear Team Flowing Locks, How are you? I'm fine. Don't trust the captain. See you later! Love, Michael points for "Kevin"
+5 The janitor is Michael! Yes, it's going to be Michael. He's Michael. Ok, just walk faster dude we know it's you. Alright for fuck's sake pick up the pace we have important Sun/Jin stuff to deal with back on the isl-OH HEY IT'S MICHAEL! points for "Kevin"
-4 You know who totally isn't allowed in Team Flowing Locks? This guy. points for "Kevin"
+5 Cool as a fuckin' cucumber points for Sayid
+2 That ain't mechanical points for Sayid
+10 Continuing to distribute crucial information and be all around the only intelligent person left points for Sayid
+5 Reeding is hard points for Regina
+5 Hey guys, who wants to see my aquatic Jacob Marley impression? points for Regina



Lost Points for Episode 4.06, "The Other Woman"

+2 Haha I get it OTHER points for The Title
+5 Gee I wonder why Juliet is building a new house if we're gonna get rescued soon points for Sun
+5 You said they were friends [, you asshole] points for Jin
-3 Patented obnoxious double slow blink points for Juliet
-3 Awkwaaaaaard points for Juliet Hates On Goodwin's Wife
-5 Adultererer points for Juliet
+2 Hey look at me I'm all wet and sexy! Like me, please points for Juliet
-1 Goodwin point for Juliet
-8 YOU'RE MINE points for Juliet
-3 Continuing to lie to Jack for no apparent reason points for Juliet
+6 Correct decision (eventually (probably)) points for Juliet
+5 Decomposition points for Goodwin
-8 Well maybe you should have been watching them your damn self if you didn't want them wandering off points for Jack
-4 For Walt's sake! Just pick one mopey cranky dirty lady and stick with her points for Jack
-2 Uhoh Jack is making googoo eyes at Juliet, oh god he's leaning in, here it comes, brace for impact, I wonder who the man on the boat is?, SMOOCH points for Juliack (Jackliet?)
-50 Retardiculous points for Kate
-100 Seriously, I mean come on points for Kate
-10 Dur ok I am put gun down and look in bag now points for Kate
-20 Wave your gun in the air like you just don't care points for Kate
-2 Possible Oedipus complex points for Ben
-6 God damn is he a creepy little dude points for Ben
+5 You'd better sit down points for Ben
+10 That rabbit didn't have a number on it, did it? points for Ben
+15 I taped over the game points for Ben
+20 See you guys at dinner points for Ben
+10 Let's try feminine charms instead of manly beatings points for Claire
+5 Chef points for Locke
-5 Plan points for Locke
-1 Dollar point for Locke
+5 Haha BURN ON YOU BEN points for Locke
-5 Unless that whole "3.2 million dollars" thing was a total smokescreen points for Locke
+1 Horseshoes point for Sawyer
+3 Horseshoes points for Hurley
+4 Good job (?) points for Dan
+2 Look it's me again! And I'm still evil! points for Mean Mr. W
+10 Tomstache points for Tom
+10 If eveybody else gets some daddy issues why not me too points for Tom



Lost Points for Episode 4.05, "The Constant"

+30 MY episode, all the rest of you get the fuck out points for Desmond
+5 Except Sayid because he is my dreamy hair-buddy points for Sayid
+5 And Dan because we're constant buddies points for Dan
+6 Radiation in the brains points for Dan
+2 Pair of ducks points for Dan
+3 Joining the Hair Club For Men Who Are In This Episode points for Past Dan
+4 Kickin' ass and takin' phone calls points for Sayid
+3 ... I'll need a minute points for Sayid
+4 Really good at going into a time-travel coma without ever whanging his head points for Desmond
-2 I will write the number on my hand so that past me can read it! points for Desmond
-4 Eco-friendly points for Water Waster Widmore
+5 I KNOW THE FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT MAZE ENDS points for Eloise
-5 Alive points for Eloise
-8 Hey the phone is ringing on the day my long-lost love who I've been searching for these past 3 years said he would call me when he came to my house in a crazy panic 8 years ago, but this is a really funny Geico commercial so I'm just gonna wait till it's over before I answer points for Penny
+15 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww points for Des and Penny
+5 Is... is Batman going to be on the freighter? points for The Lost Score
+2 Hey look it's the black rock points for The Black Rock Ledger
+2 Hi points for Minkowski
-2 Bye points for Minkowski
+1 Oh hey that's why they couldn't talk to Minkowski point for Oh Hey
-5 Wearing that shitface smirk on the outside points for Sarcastic Juliet
+15 Not in this one points for Kate
+5 Back off man, he's a scientist points for Jack



Lost Points for Episode 4.04, "Eggtown"

-5 Scooby-Doo'd points for Hurley
-3 Film choice points for Hurley
-1 Dissed winky point for Hurley
+10 Bizzaro Bruce Wayne points for Ben
+6 Nasty little manipulative bastard points for Ben
+8 Sass points for Sawyer
+0 Weepy hasty Kate boning points for Sawyer
-20 Same old stupid decisions points for Kate
-20 Jim Henson's Sawyer Babies points for Kate
-10 Happy housewife points for Kate
-15 Looked way better in her prison outfit than she did in her cold, matronly court outfit points for Kate
-10 Banished points for Kate
-50 Heartless selfish mom-hating baby-stealing bitch points for Kate
-10 Liar, liar, beard on fire points for Jack
-5 Smitten with a baby-stealing retard points for Jack
+4 Uncomfortable with baby thievery points for Jack
-10 Mourning but hey Sawyer is cute and coffee is fun points for Claire
-5 THEY TOOK MY SON points for Claire
-10 What the fuck is Eggtown points for Eggtown
-5 Rage points for Locke
-5 Plan points for Locke
-6 Trusting Montezuma points for Locke
+50 Enjoy your breakfast! points for Locke
+4 Capitalism points for Bruce Lee From The Freightor
-2/3 Something is wrong with his memory or something apparently I don't know points for Daniel
+4 Wait maybe he is trying to remember THE FUTURE points for Daniel
-2 Nah that's stupid points for That Idea
+/-(x-2)(x+1) Math points for Eight People Survived But Two Died And Now There's The Oceanic Six But Does Aaron Count And Is Kate New Or What
+5 English points for Jin
-5 Destination points for Albuquerque
-2 Sunlove points for Jin?
+5 Adopted dead daddy's haircut points for Aaron
-5 Humorless bitch points for Carmen



Lost Points for Episode 4.03, "The Economist"

-8 Hey fuck you guys this stupid shit takes time points for You Guys
+500 James Fuckin' Bond points for Sayid
+15 Blow-drier points for Future Sayid
-100 Euro points for Sayid's Golf Game
+100 DEAD points for Sayid's Golf Buddy
-10 Catching the poor liar detection disease from Jack and Kate points for Sayid
+10 Breakdance neck snap points for Sayid
+4 Shar Lotte points for Sayid
-8 Sucker for the ladies points for Sayid
+10 Cheater points for Sayid
+16 Sass points for Sayid
+20 Only smart guy besides Ben left on the island points for Sayid
-5 Oh woops now he's off the island points for Sayid
+23 Best character on Lost points for Sayid
-10 Oh my god SHUT UP points for Kate's Attempted Sass
+8 Sass points for Sawyer
+15 Happy housewife points for Sawyer
-10 Pawn points for Miles
+8 Coolest potentially evil villain character since Tom points for Captain Jimmy Buffet
+8 Tricky points for Hurley
+10 Back off man, I'm a scientist points for Daniel and his Incredibly Dangerous Experiment
+2 Finally got her eyes closed points for Naomi
+8 Who the heck is R.G. points for R.G.
-2 Nadia? Who? points for Nadia
+4 Thirsty points for Ben
+42 GOOD points for Ben
+100 Best episode ever points for Best Episode Ever
+4 Oh hey there's some sort of time discrepancy here on the island NO SHIT points for Time Warp



Lost Points for Episode 4.02, "Confirmed Dead"

+5 Mr. Physics McSciencename points for The Boaties
-2 The pilot had a mustache in the photo they showed on the news TIME PARADOX points for Dumb
+324 It... ate... EVERYBODY points for Mr. Black Guy
+5 Crybaby points for Dan
-2 Really bad liar points for Dan
+5 I like Dan, let's not kill Dan too fast please points for Dan
+5 Who you gonna call? points for Miles
+2 I WILL BREAK YOUR FINGERS points for Miles
+5 Dead DHARMA polar-bear vision is based on motion points for Charlotte
-5 Interminable pointless stuck-in-a-tree "suspense" scene points for Charlotte
+5 Foresight points for Charlotte's Vest
+5 Final Destination VI: THE FINALEST DESTINATION points for Captain Jimmy Buffet
-2 I landed the helicopter perfectly but still broke my phone and my legs and my head points for Captain Jimmy Buffet
+5 Thank god they've only had to deal with Jack and Kate so far or else these idiotic "TELL MY SISTER I LOVE HER" and "HUR HUR I'M DEAD ON THE ROCKS" tricks would never have worked points for The Boaties
-20 Retarded points for Jack and Kate
+5 Thank god SOMEBODY in this group is sensible points for Sayid
+5 Jesus, even Juliet has more sense than Kate and Jack points for Juliet
+5 Taller ghost points for Walt
-5 Secret phantom cabin buddy points for Hurley
+10 Thank goodness he doesn't have a kidney there any more points for Locke
+10 Straight to business points for Locke
+15 Sass points for Sawyer
+10 Beat the shit out of Ben every few miles points for Sawyer
-10 Beat the shit out of points for Ben
+15 Asking the right questions points for Locke
-10 Unable to answer the right questions points for Ben
+2 Phonebook points for Ben
+/-5 THEY'RE HERE FOR ME points for Ben
+10 Little man on the boat points for Ben
-20 QUICK, QUICK, PUT 8 EPISODES INTO THIS ONE EPISODE, THERE'S A STRIKE ON! points for Lost



Lost Points for Episode 4.01, "The Beginning of the End"

+5 Teehee GIRL TALK points for Rose/Sun/Claire
+5 HEY YOU SHOULD GIVE CHARLIE ALL THE SEX LATER points for Ladies Sitting Right Next To A Freshly Knifed "Corpse"
+50 Sass points for Ben
+10 "iahoh" points for Ben
+100 HERE points for Charlie
-10 DEAD points for Charlie
+10 ZOMBIE HOBBIT points for Charlie
+5 Hoho points for Charlie
+5 Sexy rock-star points for Charlie
-50 Chahlie points for Claire
-50 Bad decision points for Kate
+5 Alive points for Ratface
-5 Alive points for Ratface
+42DD Baywatch points for Hurley
+5 Walkie-Talkie-Hurling points for Hurley
+10 Crazy points for Hurley
+10 > You are standing in an open jungle west of a spooky house. points for Hurley
+10 Hey mom, this house followed me home, can I keep him? points for Hurley
+6 Layup points for Hurley
+10 Actually exists probably I guess points for Jacob
+5 Calm badass points for Locke
+5 Hangin' out with Jacob in his spooky rec room points for Locke
+5 You're not gonna shoot me points for Locke
+10 ... because the gun isn't loaded WAH WAAAAAH points for Jack
-10 HO points for Jack
-10 Beardy points for Jack
+5 You'd look weird with a bear, dude points for Jack
-5 I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD points for Breakfast Booze Jack
-1 Business card point for Creepy Black Dude
+6 Oceanic survivor points for The Future
-500 Give a shit points for Eli Stone



• Lost Points for Episode 3.22, "Through The Looking Glass"

  -infinity fuck you Lost points forever
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.21, "Greatest Hits"

  +50 OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK points for Lord Dave
  -20 Fuck you Desmond and your stupid fucking flashes fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck points for Desmond
  +5 Surprise good daddy points for Jim Henson's Charlie Baby's Daddy
  +10 Acting like these stupid people wearing expensive clothes points for #5
  -5 Oh fuck, not having Daddy Issues is the kiss of death on this show points for #4
  +25 Two chicks at the same time points for #3
  +20 Hero points for #2
  +30 Hot preggo action points for #1
  +5 Posthumous fame points for Charlie
  +5 QUICK EVERYBODY GOOGLE points for Dexter Stratton
  +10 Also doesn't like... blankets points for Charlie
  +20 Suave as hell points for Original Recipe Charlie
  +50 NOT DEAD YET, BITCHES points for Charlie
  -50 Still plenty of time points for Fuck You Guys
  +100 I love Charlie points for Charlie
  +5 Ok bye honey have fun with your suicide mission by the way I got a dog we can talk about that later KISS KISS points for Claire
  +5 Claire is hot points for Claire
  +5 Impending daddy issues points for Aaron
  +5 omghi2u points for Nadia
  +40 Noble attempted hobbit saving points for Desmond
  +10 Caged heat points for The Underwater Lesbian Looking Glass
  -5 Fatter than a boat points for Hurley
  +15 Doomed hobbit hugs points for Hurley
  -15 Dumbass plan points for Jackliet
  -5 Still a liar and a spy no matter what everybody says points for Juliet
  -5 Still an idiot and a dick no matter what everybody says points for Jack
  +10 hi2u Rose and Bernard points for Rose and Bernard
  -5 Expert knot tier losing at a knot tying contest points for Bernard
  -5 Whipped points for Bernard
  +10 Crack shot points for Bernard
  +10 Mah cans! Mah precious antique cans! points for Dharma
  +2 Seriously honey what the hell is Stair Aisle points for Jin
  -5 Exploded to hell points for The Larch
  +5 Freakin' pissed off points for Ben
  +10 Totally whipped points for Karl
  +10 Makeouts points for Karl
  +5 Saved from Sayid by his dreamy buddy points for Karl
  +10 ACTION points for Alex
  +2 Daddy ambiguity points for Alex
  +5 Village bicycle... gun points for Alex's Gun
  -2 Still apparently dead points for Locke
  -2 Still apparently rat-faced points for Rat Face
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.20, "The Man Behind The Curtain"

  +5 Yet more Look at this crazy shit happening on the Island PSYCHE IT'S A FLASHBACK LOL points for Lost
  +50 Importance points for Roger Workman
  -10 Depression points for Roger Workman
  +20 DADDY ISSUES points for Ben
  +5 DORK points for Jim Henson's Ben Baby
  -5 Bunny hater points for Jim Henson's Ben Baby
  -/+ 10 Control points for Ben
  +5 Amish points for Jacob
  +5 Totally Walt points for Jacob
  +5 Or Future Locke points for Jacob
  +5 Or Schizo Ben points for Jacob
  +5 Or the Island made manifest points for Jacob
  +5 WHAT DOG WAS THAT IN THE PAINTING I BET IT WAS IMPORTANT points for Jacob's House
  -10 Alive points for The Dharma Initiative
  +0 Status unknown points for Annie
  +5 Immortal/Timeloop/Clone points for Mascera
  -5 Beaten to a pulp points for Eyepatch
  +20 Badass points for Locke
  +5 Skeptic points for Locke
  -5 Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit points for Locke
  +5 What's "stair isle" mean, honey? points for Jin
  +10 Good choice in a confidant points for Sawyer
  +10 Smarty points for Sayid
  -10 Fucking dick I don't care what excuses he comes up with points for Jack
  -10 Still probably working with Ben and should wipe that smirk off her damn face points for Juliet
  -20 See, look what a dumb stupid dumb idiot you are points for Kate
  -5 Yeah thanks for piping up there honey but when we want your opinion we'll ask Hurley to relay it in a humorous fashion points for Ratface
  +10 What the shiiiiiiiiiit points for Me
  +2 Hey what was that crazy ash border thingy all about points for Ash Border
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.19, "The Brig"

  +1 Inverted flashback structure episode point for Lost
  -5 Predictability points for Every Moment Of The Episode
  +30 Who cares, it was awesome points for Every Moment Of The Episode
  +10 Un-abloobloobloo-soaked jungle love points for Sawyer
  +40,000,000 more Sawyer-baby points for Kate
  -10 Humiliation points for Locke
  +5 Not a murderer points for Locke
  -5 Sort of a wuss points for Locke
  +10 Badassery points for Locke
  +20 Closure points for Locke
  +10 Impending Aragorn Moment points for Locke
  +10 ENOUGH HEAD GAMES, TIME FOR KNIFE points for Sawyer
  +40 Rage points for Sawyer (which he immediately blew by spamming Execute)
  +10 Closure points for Sawyer
  +5 CRUCIAL INFO points for Sawyer's New Tape Player
  +5 Impending Aragorn Moment (Jack-ass and Juliet are Denethor? Saruman and Wormtongue? Maybe it's a Gandalf moment, I don't know, work with me here)points for Sawyer
  +10 Gigantic douche points for Original Recipe Sawyer
  -5 Totally behind in his dumb theories about the Island points for Original Recipe Sawyer
  -5 JABBA'D points for Original Recipe Sawyer
  +5 THE BOX IS A DAMN METAPHOR YOU IDIOTS points for Ben
  -5 Possible impending loss of control points for Ben
  +10 Yay, the Black Rock! points for The Black Rock
  +10 Hey, what's up. Nothin' much, just gonna go blow up some guys, you? Nothin', just hangin' out. points for French Chick and Baldy
  -5 Impending deep shit points for Juliet Outed By Locke
  +10 Smart enough not to tell that dick Jack about Ratface Helicopter Lady points for Team Awesome Camping Trip Guys
  -5 Hey, thanks for totally inviting yourself to our next camping trick, Jack-Ass, but the rules of our club say only one asshole allowed, and we've already got Charliepoints for Team Awesome Camping Trip Guys
  -2 Terrible liar points for Hurley
  +5 Occam's Razor points for Sayid
  -2 Oh BURNED BY RATFACE points for Sayid
  +10 Batman points for Sayid
  -5 Oh fuck shit don't play with that thing where Kate can see it points for Sayid
  -20 Nosy bitch points for Kate
  -200 Holy shit how can you possibly be this retarded points for Kate
  -5 Smirk smirk smirk smirk points for Juliet
  -10 Asshole points for Jack
  -5 We have a seeeecret nanny nanny boo boo points for Jack and Juliet
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.18, "D.O.C."

  +5 Awwww I'D marry him and be FAITHFUL points for Jin
  +5 Fixed wiener points for Jin
  +20 Oh, so it wasn't his fault after all points for Jin
  -20 Guilt guilt guilt points for Sun
  +0 Whore points for Sun
  +5 Stone cold points for Angry At A Whore Sun
  +1 Ticking time bomb uterus point for Sun
  +2 Comes from a long line of whores points for The Sun Baby
  +5 Cute points for Jin's Dad
  -5 Bitch points for Jin's Mom
  +100,000 dollars points for Jin's Mom
  +5 Helpful points for Sun's Dad... I Guess
  +5 Helpful points for Juliet... I Guess
  +5 Sneaky pants points for Juliet
  +2 I hate you points for Ben
  +15 I TOTALLY CALLED IT points for Kate Is Pregnant With Jim Henson's Sawyer Babies
  -5 We hate women (and black people) points for Lost
  +2 Oops points for Hurley
  +10 YAY HE'S ALIVE AGAIN points for Eyepatch
  +5 Helpful points for Eyepatch... I Guess
  +5 Respect him because he tried points for Eyepatch
  +5 Sassin' the hobbit points for Eyepatch
  +5 Rage points for Charlie
  +5 Chuck Norris LOL points for Jin
  +5 Pown! POWN! points for Jim
  -5 Spazz points for Desmond
  -5 God damn it when will you people learn to not trust these assholes points for Desmond
  -5 Probably a damn Other anyway points for Ratface Parachute Lady
  +5 "I am not alone" points for Apparently What Ratface Parachute Lady Said To Eyepatch
  +10 POCKET UNIVERSE points for Lost Island
  -20 Incredibly uncreative thinking points for People Who Think They're In Purgatory or Somebody Faked The 815 Crash
  +0 Helpful points for Jack who was not very helpful at all
  +25,000,000 Sperm points for Island Mens
  Retroactive -5 MASTER EXPLODER points for Locke, who didn't explode Eyepatch after all
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.17, "Catch-22"

  +25 AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKSHITFUCK points for me
  +5 Constant internet nerd forced blowjobs till the end of the season points for That Vaughn Guy
  +1 Anti-sass-machine loophole point for Sawyer
  +5 Angry ping pong points for Sawyer
  +5 Afternoon delight points for Sawyer
  +1 Ping pong game every 108 minutes points for the Island OR IT WILL EXPLODE
  -10 ABLOOBLOO SEX points for Kate
  -15 Filthy whore points for Kate
  -5 EWW DON'T LICK THAT AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME, GROSS points for Kate
  +3 Phil Collins points for Kate
  -3 Phil Collins points for Bernard
  -3 Still pretty dumb points for Jack
  +5 Buddies with Sawyer points for Jack
  -3 Uhoh he's pissed at you now but you don't know it yet points for Jack
  -5 Liar skill points for Hurley
  +2 Stepladder points for Hurley
  +3 English points for Jin
  +5 Camping points for Jin
  +5 SPOOOOOOOKY points for Jin
  +5 Could totally outrun Superman points for Flash
  +5 Colonel Bogey March points for Charlie and Jin and Hurley (omg Bogey was on Lost hi2u Bogey)
  -5 ARROW'D points for Charlie
  +10 awwww what a nice fella points for Charlie
  -5 Oh god not another BFF Who Wants Him Dead points for Charlie
  -5 ARROW'D points for Guitar
  +10 Cutey pie points for Charlie
  +5 BRUTHA ORIGIN STORY points for Desmond, brutha
  +5 Delicious charity wine points for Desmond
  -5 MAN DON'T YOU DARE points for Desmond
  -5 SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT points for Desmond
  +5 Ok then. points for Desmond
  -2 Wait how the hell did he expect that to work out if Charlie was shooted in the throat anyway? like Hurley and Jin would just dump his corpse and keep wandering around looking for a parachuter? points for Desmond
  +5 PENNY ORIGIN STORY points for Penny
  +5 Hey you're not Penny who the heck are you points for Rat Face Parachute Girl
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.16, "One of Us"

  -100 Shitty ass points for my DVR
  -100 Non-widescreen non-HD points for iTunes
  -25 Retard points for Jack
  -10 Seriously, what a dumbass points for Jack
  -5 Jesus, why the hell are you people still following the lead of the asshole who admittedly was about to abandon you and has now brought home an Other to infiltrate you and poke Claire and probably Sun and maybe even Kate with shit in a non-sexy way points for Everybody except Sayid and Hurley and maybe Kate
  +2 Not the dumbest person in this episode points for Kate
  +5 ICE COLD points for Hurley
  +5 Smrt points for Sayid
  +2 Sass-machine points for Sawyer
  +2 I'm nice! Love me! points for Sawyer
  +2 Son of a bitch points for Jack
  +1 Huuuuuuuugs point for Sawyer (and everybody else)
  -1 Leader point for Sawyer
  +2 Posse points for Sawyer and Sayid
  +5 Cute even while spewing blood everywhere points for Claire
  +1 Chahlee point for Claire
  +3 Correctly suspicious points for Charlie
  +4 Daddy points for Charlie
  +10 Totally Spies points for Juliet
  +5 Acting points for Juliet
  +10 Not a liar points for Ben
  +5 Seeya in a week points for Ben
  +5 omg who is Jacob points for Jacob
  +5 Ethan points for Ethan
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.15, "Left Behind"

  +20 Lamest/Awesomest Con of All Time points for Hurley
  +2 Rotund and annoying points for Hurley
  +5 Campaign Manager points for Hurley
  +15 Cutey pie points for Sawyer
  -2 Stinky points for fishy Sawyer
  +2 Doesn't like blankets points for Sawyer
  +5 Decent points for Sawyer
  +5 Leader points for Sawyer until Jack comes back and screws everything up some more
  -50 Abloo bloo bloo bloo blooooooooooooooooooooooooooo points for Kate
  -10 HAHA FUCK YOU BITCH BRINGIN' ME A SANDWICH I CLUB YOUR ASS points for Kate
  -10 Total failure to club Juliet's ass points for Kate
  -10 More wasting food points for Kate
  -10 NO GET YOUR LOGIC AWAY FROM ME BITCH I SNAP YOUR ARM points for Kate
  -10 Terrible person points for Kate
  -10 I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHY YOU TURNED ME IN FOR STRAIGHT UP ROASTING YOUR HUSBAND'S DING DONG points for Kate
  -10 Seriously bad decision making all around points for Kate
  -10 JACK LOVES ME THAT'S WHY HE TOLD ME NOT TO COME FOR HIM OH WAIT HE SAW ME BONING SOME OTHER GUY I'M A FREAKIN' RETARD points for Kate
  -20 ABLOOOOOOOO points for Kate
  +3 Lesbian mud-wrestling prison break movie points for Kate and Juliet
  +5 Totally a spy DUH DUH points for Juliet
  +5 LOL K BYE points for Locke
  -10 Dumb as Kate points for Jack
  +2 Smarter than the two dumbest people on the island points for Sayid
  +15 Awesome monster is AWESOME points for the Monster
  +10 Useful points for the fence
  +5 lol hi Cassidy points for Cassidy
  -10 Worthless flashback points for Worthless Flashback
  -2 Wrinkly points for Aaron
  +3 LOL WHAT VOTE points for Charlie
  +5 points for Charlie
  +2 You guys I bet Locke told Ben he didn't really blow up the submarine and they took it to SUPER SECRET THIRD ISLAND where they're gonna have a pizza partypoints for Crazy Theories
  



Lost Points for Episode 3.14, "Exposé"

+10 CLIP SHOW points for Lost
+5 Ultra-self-referential points for Lost
+5 Bulletproof breasts points for Nikki's Boobs
+5 Old man murder points for Nikki and Paulo
+5 IT'S SHANNON HI SHANNON points for Shannon
+5 IT'S BOONE HI BOONE points for Boone
+5 IT'S ETHAN HI ETHAN points for Ethan
+10 IT'S ARTZ HI ARTZ points for Artz
+50 HOLY SHIT IT'S LANDO HI LANDO points for FUCKING LANDO
+5 lol tree-plane points for the Tree Plane
+5 lol the Pearl points for the Pearl
+5 lol Adam and Eve points for Adam and Eve
+5 lol Ben points for Ben
+5 lol Kate is a bitch points for Kate is a bitch
+5 lol Paulo pees points for Paulo pees
+5 Jiggle booby show for Artz
+2 Animal Farm points for Junior High
+5 Power Lines / Paulo Lies / Plywood points for Nikki
+10 Dead points for Nikki
+5 Who the hell is Nikki? points for Sawyer
+5 Who the hell Nikki is (was) points for Nikki
+5 Quit smoking points for Paulo
-5 Haha fat lot of good it'll do you points for Paulo
-2 Poor sap points for Paulo
+3 English points for Jin
+3 MY MAN'LL KICK YOUR ASS (snap snap snap) points for Sun
+2 Attempted detective points for Hurley
-2 Failed detective points for Hurley
+5 Conscience points for Charlie
-1 Hot ladies who don't hate him point for Charlie
-2 Pretty lame superpower points for Desmond
+1 Lesson point for Sawyer
+1 Hey I hear the monster point for the Monster Sound
+1 Lawsuit points for Alfred Hitchcock



• Lost Points for Episode 3.13, "The Man from Tallahassee"

  +100 MASTER EXPLODER points for Locke
  +100 He's the god damn Batman points for Locke
  -5 Oops points for Locke getting the kid killed
  +10 Sassin' the Ben points for Locke
  +10 Island Locke points for Locke
  -2 Why the heck did Locke go for a swim after he rigged the sub points for Locke
  -8 Stories points for Locke
  +5 "I've got a sign" points for Locke
  +5 DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN'T DO points for Physical Therapy Queer
  -20 points for Kate
  +5 Crucial information distribution points for Sayid
  +10 OLD MAN TACKLE points for Original Sawyer
  +20 Dick points for Original Sawyer
  +5 Hi2u points for Mascera Man
  +10 Dark meat points for Ben
  +5 bed goes up! bed goes down. bed goes up! bed goes down. points for Ben
  +5 Your MOM's in a wheelchair points for Ben
  +10 Universe A / Universe 1 points for the Magic Box
  +10 Oh snap, you gonna get loved tenderly points for the Dick In A Box
  -5 Selfish fucker points for Jack
  +5 Yeah, fuck those assholes (especially Kate) points for Jack
  +6 points for Jack (no conversion)
  +25 Gigantic lying whore points for "oh what did they tell you surely not that I boned Sawyer for no reason at all because that TOTALLY DIDN'T HAPPEN EVEN IF YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN :[" Kate
  +3 points for Charlie
  -1 Submarine points for The Others
  +1 haha, burn! point for the Submarine
  -1 (Totally justified) abloo bloo bloo points for French Lady
  +10 Darn nice rec room points for the Others
  -2 HEY LOOK IT'S MICHAEL! points for Accidental Racism
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.12, "Par Avion"

  +1 Eyeball opener yet again points for Claire's eyeball
  -10 Sass machine points for Sawyer
  -5 Seatbelt points for Claire's Mom
  +5 Hot depressed goth girl points for Claire
  +20 Like, totally unexpected daddy issues points for Claire
  -5 haha just kidding DUH points for Claire's Dad Is Jack's Dad
  +10 Yeah, maybe if you'd told him about the C4 he wouldn't have blown the place up you stupid dicks! points for Locke
  +5 oh he knew about the C4... uh... well I don't know then but he's still awesome points for Locke
  +5 OOPS points for Locke
  -5 Bitching at Locke points for Kate
  -5 Well John, let me just reveal this crucial piece of backstory that you used to be paHEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS OVER HERE! points for the French Lady
  +2 English points for Jin
  -2 Inappropriate time for mom stories points for Sun
  +5 dead points for Eyepatch
  -5 I miss Eyepatch already points for Eyepatch
  +2 oh shit bird flu RUN AWAY points for Charlie
  +20 HAHA NOT DEAD YET, FUCKERS points for Charlie
  +10 Claire points for Charlie
  +5 points for Charlie
  +5 That scene from Scrubs where Cox plays football with JD/Jordan points for Jack and Nobeard
  +10
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  points for Jack
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.11, "Enter 77"

  +20 Holy crap that was a good one points for Lost
  +10 not in this one points for Jack
  +5 Hey these guys DO got any milk points for Henry
  +10 Top Chef points for Sayid
  +20 Batman points for Sayid
  -1 Batman point for easily-trapped flashback Sayid
  +10 Seriously he's the damn Batman points for the human lie-detector/hatch-spotter/map-figure-out-really-quick-er Sayid
  +5 HARDCORE GAMER points for Locke
  +5 Checkmate points for Locke
  -5 Distracted by Battlechess 100 points for Locke
  -5 HEY GUYS I TOTALLY BEATED THE CHESS GAME OH FUCK EXPLOSION but really it wasn't totally his fault because nobody told him about the damn explosives everywhere points for Locke
  +10 Not completely worthless for once points for Kate
  -5 Incredibly conspicuous and drawn out D: points for Kate
  -1 Slight abloo bloo blooing point for Kate
  +15 Badass Russian Dude points for Eyepatch
  +5 EYEPATCH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE points for Eyepatch yes I stole that one
  +0 Hey guys it's me the black lady no wait never mind points for the Black Lady
  +0 Man Lost really hates black people points for Lost
  +10 Who the hell are you? points for Sawyer
  -10 Who the hell are you? points for Nicki
  -5 Give Sawyer back his fucking stuff you ass points for Paolo
  +6 Sass-machine points for Sawyer
  -10 Sass machine turned off for a week points for Sawyer
  -1 You totally can't play ping-pong with a wiffle ball points for the wiffle ball
  +5 Borrowed Sawyer's sass machine points for Hurley
  +5 Haha nice Dharma is totally wiped out OR ARE THEY MAN I HAVE NO IDEA points for Dharma
  +10 Man I really liked that one and it felt super short points for Me
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.10, "Tricia Tanaka Is Dead"

  +5 Dead points for Tricia Tanaka
  +10 lol meteor (asteroid?) points for Mr. Clucks
  +10 Gross points for Hurley's Mom
  +20 Daddy issues points for Hurley (about time he joined the club)
  +10 Magic Bus points for Hurley
  +10 Quality time with the ol' ball and chain points for Hurley
  +5 Slap a mopey Hobbit in the FACE points for Hurley
  +$10,000 Did my dad put you up to this points for Hurley
  +5 Eat a salad fatty points for Cheech
  -5 Made his son a fatty points for Cheech
  +6 (at least) sass machine points for Sawyer
  +1 Snuffy point for Hurley
  +5 Sass points for Hurley
  +1 Red neck man point for Sawyer (touche)
  +5 Huuuuuuugs points for Sawyer and Hurley
  +5 Hooked on phonics points for Sawyer
  +5 Gettin' it on with Sun probably now that he knows how to not call her fat points for Jin
  +5 Mocking John's faith in Eko's magic sun-reflecting Jesus stick points for Sayid
  -10 Abloobloobloo you should apologize to me points for Kate
  -10 I need help finding Jack, should I ask my good friends, the ever-handy Locke and Sayid, or go out by myself to hunt for the nut-job French Lady, who will then shoot at me immediately points for Kate
  -5 Mopey points for Charlie
  +5 Slapped in the FACE points for Charlie
  +25 NOT DEAD YET MOTHERFUCKERS points for Charlie
  +10 Sassy points for Charlie
  +12 I love Charlie points for Charlie
  +5 Work man points for Roger Workman
  +25 No Jack/Cages/Others points for No Jack/Cages/Others
  +25 Holy shit look it's EVERYBODY I LIKE points for EVERYBODY I LIKE
  +2 Hey look, it's Paulo and Whats-her-face points for Paulo and Whats-her-face
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.09, "Stranger in a Strange Land"

  -25 fucking god damn cage people again points for the fucking god damn cage people
  -20 abloo bloo bloo I'm a stupid whiny moron who makes bad decisions and then cries about it over and over points for Kate
  -15 yippee another 95% Jack episode points for Lost
  -25 horrible non-actor skank points for Jack's nasty pointless girlfriend
  +1 I guess Ben is still pretty cool point for Ben
  +2 Man, Sawyer sure is dreamy points for Sawyer
  +1 Cowboy up point for Carl
  -20 Worst Episode Ever points for Jack/Skank/Abloobloobloo-fest 2007
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.08, "Flashes Before Your Eyes"

  +20 HAHA YES FINALLY, THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT points for the non-cage people
  -15 god damn it, where'd everybody other than Desmond go points for Lost
  +20 Desmond is awesome points for Desmond
  +0 YOU BETTER SAVE MY HOBBIT YOU DRUNKEN ASSHOLE OR SO HELP ME points for Desmond
  -2 It's been a week and I don't want to think of any more of these points for the forum
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.07, "Not in Portland"

  +1 y hello thar point for Ethan
  +1 lol it's miami suckers point for the flashback
  +2 So obviously Hawaii points for "Miami"
  +20000 Eyeliner points for fruity dude from Suddenly Susan
  +2 So obviously Hawaii points for "Portland"
  +5 Trading up points for Edmund Burke
  +10 "You suck, mom" points for Edmund Burke
  +15 HOLYCRAPBUSTOTHEFACE points for Edmund Burke
  +5 Probably fixed Jin's weiner points for Juliet
  -5 Crybaby points for Juliet
  +10 Hey Danny what's up check out my BEW BEW BEW BEW points for Juliet
  -5 Impregnating a clearly dying/cancery/crazy woman and then ditching her hey that's probably pretty stupid and unethical points for Juliet
  +5 Plottin' points for Jack
  +5 Doctorin' points for Jack
  -1 Oh hey why is that thing doing that oops point for Jack
  +3 Jackface points for Jackface
  +3 Silly nickname points for Sawyer
  +5 NO DUDE I'M NOT DANNY I'M SAWYER oh wait I get it points for Sawyer
  +1 Sawyer sure loves Star Wars point for Sawyer
  -15 a bloo bloo bloo points for Kate
  +5 Smarty-book points for Aldo
  -2 Wookiee prisoner routine points for Aldo
  -2 Shotguns hurt in my face points for Aldo
  +5 Clockwork Orange points for Room 23
  +1 Dennis the Menace point for Alex
  <3 I <3 Carl point for Alex
  +5 Genetically inherited crazy jungle skills points for Alex
  +10 Daddy issues points for Alex
  +1 "Danny" point for Carl
  +1 Girlfriend point for Carl
  -1 Girlfriend point for Carl
  -1 zzzzzap point for Danny
  +5 Qaulity time with the wife points for Danny
  +2 I'm points for Tom by the way
  +5 Well here's some interesting revelatory information about the OH SHIT WHAT'D YOU DO points for Tom
  +2 Too much of a badass motherfucker to be knocked out by any wussy anaesthesia points for Ben
  +5 Control points for Ben
  +1 o hi2u again point for Ethan
  +1 What I don't remember you saying anything about a bus that is just silly talk point for Captain Eyeliner
  +5 Doin' some awesome stuff points for Locke HAHA JUST KIDDING
  -20 Sick of the damn cage people points for the cage people
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.02, "The Glass Ballerina"

  -5 Stone cold liar points for Jim Henson's Sun Babies
  -5 Filthy whore points for Sun
  +20 SHOOT A BITCH points for Sun
  +5 Timing points for Sun's Dad
  +5 Pearl necklace points for Baldy
  -10 Defenestration points for Baldy
  +5 Supplies Engrish points for Jin
  +10 Beat the shit out of baldy who totally deserves it even though you didn't actually know it points for Jin
  -10 Dur dur dur let's leave Sun on the boat dur dur points for Sayid
  +5 It was totally worth it points for Sawyer
  +5 Ass-kickin' points for Sawyer
  -1 Fish biscuit breath point for Sawyer
  +3 She really did look pretty good with that pickaxe points for Kate
  +4 HEY! SHUT UP! points for that guy
  -1 Girlfriend point for Danny
  -1 Boat point for the group
  +5 Victory points for the Red Sox
  -5 Guys... where are we? points for everybody else
  



• Lost Points for Episode 3.01, "A Tale of Two Cities"

  +10 OMG Village points for The Others
  +1 Haha you're dead now point for Ethan/Goodwin
  -1 Book club point for Benry
  +5 Shower scene points for Kate
  +5 Breakfast points for Kate/Benry
  -10 Fish biscuit hog points for Kate
  +5 Almost as smart as the average bear points for Sawyer
  +1 Fish biscuit sharing point for Sawyer
  +0 :[ points for Jack
  -5 Ima go this way OH SHIT GLASS WALL points for Jack
  -5 IMA OPEN THE DOOR OH SHI- points for Jack
  -5 Ass kicked by a girl points for Jack
  +1 DON'T FUCK MY WIFE, DAD point for Christian
  -5 Where the fuck is everybody? points for everybody else
  



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